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Mary Catelli's avatar

Murphy's Law was originally a design principle: design it so it can't go wrong.

Instead of telling people that they have to put the red wire on the red socket, and the black one on the black, make the red one square and the black one round, so they don't fit.

More of this is needed.

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Anton Zaides's avatar

Interesting, I was not familiar with the origins. Makes a lot of sense, thanks!

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Benedikt Kantus's avatar

Finally all these laws in a single list!

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Anton Zaides's avatar

Haha yeah I got tired of it too! Been cooking this one for a few months, started with just 5 😅

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Simon Blanchard's avatar

Don’t forget Cole’s Law: cabbage, mayo, carrots…

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Anton Zaides's avatar

😂

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marcus816's avatar

Cole’s Law

In any general construction plan there will be at least one element that someone objects to (even if they actually like it).

My wife hates mayo in recipes (unless she doesn’t know that it’s part of the recipe).

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HBD's avatar

Jim Kidd’s Radiator Law. Any goal can be subverted by how it’s measured. Example: At one point, the USSR established a goal for factory production of radiators for cars. The goal was X kilograms of radiators per quarter. The response was the production of radiators too heavy to use in the cars.

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Anton Zaides's avatar

I think it’s very similar to Goodhart’s law

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John Kundrat's avatar

There must be a named law that states that in any extensive comment string eventually there will be a comment by a pissant disparaging Donald Trump.

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Anton Zaides's avatar

😂

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9A's avatar

It's Godwin's Law, innit? 😜

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FionnM's avatar

Great post. My understanding is that the original formulation of Murphy's Law was not "anything that can go wrong will go wrong", but rather "if there are multiple ways to use a widget, and one of those ways will completely break the widget, someone will eventually do that". It was more of a specific observation about UX design rather than just a maximally-cynical generalisation about the entire universe.

Ah, I see Mary Catelli beat me to it.

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Anton Zaides's avatar

Yep, but still thanks for pointing out, I was not familiar with the origins :)

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Phil Mayes's avatar

I don't have a name for it, but this is well-known: "Complete, bug-free, and delivered on time. Pick any two."

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Anton Zaides's avatar

😂

I know it as the iron triangle which is with is cost, scope, time. So quite similar, just with the cost instead of quality.

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Séamus Michael Wilkinson's avatar

Also, apparently, useful to cartoonists.

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Elmbutcher's avatar

Good points you made, took a project management class, I saw most of this come true, I was 40 years older than the other students, So guess who outlined how the project got done. We had to build a music studio to teach music lessons in person and on line, when I brough up overhead on the building as well as maintenance on top of rent. I got What ? I was going for cybersecurity degree and this what I given for a project, Instructors last semester.

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Skaidon's avatar

Sounds like number 7 could be reasonably applied to Substack in the near future....

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Anton Zaides's avatar

It can applied right now.. I hate most of the new changes :/

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Jordan Cutler's avatar

I've definitely been using "Cunningham’s law" without realizing it 😂

I'm usually unafraid to post PRs to other people's code with my idea, and they usually correct me in some way telling me how to do it the right way. Funny there's a name for it 😄

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Anton Zaides's avatar

Yep I’ve also used it unknowingly 😂

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Mike Moegling's avatar

This was very good and super well done. I needed a good read and this was the right day and this was the right article. Perfect.

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Anton Zaides's avatar

Wow thanks a lot for the compliment Mike, appreciate it! 🙏

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Itzy Sabo's avatar

Thanks for the shoutout, Anton. My post about X/Twitter was a semi-humorous over-generalisation. The El0n Mu5k haters fell prey to Cunningham's law, and sky-rocketed the engagement into orbit.

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Anton Zaides's avatar

Still, I think there is a point about bloated organizations and their resistance :)

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Charles Drummond's avatar

Great article! Very well done. With 20+ years as a software engineer and technology leader, I've seen all of these come to life. 😄

May I repost?

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Anton Zaides's avatar

Sure! Feel free to use it :)

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Gaurav Sharma's avatar

Working on Big tech for years, I feel Cunninghams Law works best!! Tried and Tested.

Thanks for consolidating all crucial ones in one list.

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Pediatrics On The Front Line's avatar

Actually, C. Heathcote Parkinson’s Law is quite real and is one of several that arose out of his study after World War 1 of the British Admiralty.

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